TV Quote Weekends

"Yeah. Okay....: it was the eighth episode of the 88-89 season of "Knight Rider" and David had just started to grow his hair too long, you know? And I thought it needed to be cut. So, I snuck onto his set and I hid under his trailer with a pair of scissors..... but he never showed up! He knew that I was there! He needed a haircut, but he left me lying there like a fool! I hate you, David Hasselhoff! I hate you!!"

-Jan Hooks playing "Ellen" a female stalker