Showing posts with label BizarreTVAds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BizarreTVAds. Show all posts

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Life Day! The Beginning


When George Lucas tried to scrape together the money he needed to produce his biggest triumph- Star Wars, he shook the bushes for every last penny he could find. One company that was willing to provide Mr. Lucas with cash was CBS, which provided a sizable sum of money in exchange for the option to produce a special based on the film. This sort of arrangement is common in Hollywood; the network locks in a potential special beforehand while the filmmakers get some extra cash to work with. Most of these deals result in nothing, but at least the network makes sure that no matter what happens, the option is available to them. Doubtless CBS didn't expect much from this deal, but at least neither NBC or ABC would get their hands on this property.

Of course, the film was wildly successful, attracting adults and children alike. After it became a sensation, CBS approached Mr. Lucas, option in hand. It was exercising its right to produce a special. Lucas wasn't too happy about this, but a deal was a deal. He left things up to CBS, asking his staff to assist as needed. What followed was such an embarrassment that George Lucas quickly bought out CBS and put this disastrous special deep in his vault, never to be seen again. In hindsight, everyone involved probably should have seen this coming.


Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The Good Witch of Laurel Canyon


The first thought that might enter your head after looking at this TV Guide ad for a CBS series is WTF?!?



The story behind this bizarre looking show is even stranger. Starting life as The Good Witch of Laurel Canyon, this bizarre show originally starred Kim Cattrall as the titular witch. That summer, however, Ms. Cattrall starred in Porky's, a scandalous movie featuring adult situations! CBS was scandalized and replaced Kim with Catherine Hicks, renaming the show Tucker's Witch. The show only lasted 13 episodes and also starred Alfre Woodard.

Friday, September 11, 2015

TV Guide Ads: The Latest Technology


DuMont wasn't just a failed television network, it also was a failed television manufacturer that stooped to running ads insinuating that Betty Hutton would give you a lap dance if you bought one.



Well not exactly a lap dance, but practically a lap dance...


Motorola used to make televisions. Televisions that would make your kids smarter!



Put down those books, kids and watch some of that 'tele-vision'!

The best was yet to come, however. Imagine how amazing it would be if you owned one of those 'VCRs'? I hear they're as small as a Volkswagen now.

Literally the Cadillac of VCRs.



Monday, August 31, 2015

Bizarre TV Ads: A Year at the Top

There's so much that makes no sense with this ad, it's hard to know where to begin. There's a pre-Letterman Paul Shaffer with Greg Evigan performing at what seems to be a cheesy bar mitzvah while Shirley Feeney and Sonny Bono menace an insane Mickey Rooney, who's probably glad to just be collecting a paycheck.

In reality, this "comedy" was pretty much dead on arrival when it premiered in August of 1977. The show aired just five episodes before getting canceled by CBS. Perhaps a more accurate title would have been A Month at the Bottom.




Thursday, July 9, 2015

Bizarre TV Guide Ads: Women Who Rate a Ten!

The strange choice of co-hosts aside- what's more insulting; that they're objectifying women or that Miss Piggy is included as one of the "10's"





Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Bizarre TV Guide Ads: The Nazis Train a Giant Ape!


We're sure that this episode of Wonder Woman must have made perfect sense in context. It's probably a good guess that Wonder Woman does stop the crazy Nazi gorilla. Probably.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Guess the Plot: "Goodnight, Beantown"


Goodnight, Beantown appears to be a wacky comedy from the early 1980's. Aren't those two the original odd couple? She appears to be quite an opinionated woman who never backs down! He, on the other hand, looks like he's resigned to putting up with the wacky news staff and her incessant nagging. We're not sure, but could love be in the air between these two? 

And what about Valerie and Frank back there? She apparently has the "hottest features" in town, while he's a "lover boy". I bet he's full of smutty one liners and she's quick with insulting put downs. Better keep an eye on these two! Despite all the hi jinks, we bet this dysfunctional work family really cares about one another. Though I bet their boss could care less!

Despite the fun suggested by this wacky TV Guide ad, Goodnight Beantown only lasted two seasons.



Friday, February 6, 2015

Bizarre TV Guide Ads: Afternoon Delight


The people at this television station probably didn't realize what "Afternoon Delight" was about, right? Either that or they had a weird idea of what might "excite" a couple to engage in some "Afternoon Delight" of their own.





Monday, January 19, 2015

Bizarre TV Guide Ads: "Bonnie & the Franklins"


No offense to Ms. Franklin, but was there ever a time when this was considered an audience draw? I suppose having a top show must have come with a few privileges back in the day.




Friday, December 26, 2014

Bizarre TV Guide Ads: "Roller-Disco Pajama Party"


Where should we start with this one?

The network apparently thought that viewers interested in watching a special with Playboy Playmates would also be interested in seeing performances by The Village People and Wayland Flowers and "Madame". It's like someone took the late 1970's, put them in a blender and this was the result.



Friday, December 19, 2014

Bizarre TV Guide Ads: "CHiPs"


It's hard to tell which is the most bizarre thing about this advertisement...

...that NBC apparently put this ad together believing that it would attract viewers...

... that someone believed making a show about policemen "going roller disco" would be an audience draw...

... that NBC believed mentioning Larry Linville, Ed McMahon, Ruth Buzzi, Nancy Kulp and Brett Somers would generate interest among the public...

... or that NBC was apparently "Proud as a Peacock" that it had produced this cheesy relic of the late 70's.