Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving

“It’s a helicopter, and it’s coming this way. It’s flying something behind it, I can’t quite make it out, it’s a large banner and it says, uh – Happy… Thanks… giving! … From … W … K … R… P!! No parachutes yet. Can’t be skydivers. I can’t tell just yet what they are, but: Oh, my God, they’re turkeys! Oh! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they’re plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Everyone’s running around, pushing each other. Oh, my goodness! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this!”

“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”