Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Moe's Polygraph

Good, 'cause I've got a hot date tonight! BUZZ!
A Date! BUZZ!
 Dinner with friends. BUZZ!
Dinner alone. BUZZ!
 Watching TV alone. BUZZ!
 Alright! I'm just going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog! BUZZ!
 Sears catalog. DING!
Now, would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! BUZZ!