Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Fake Facts About Abe Vigoda

* Abe Vigoda is not older than Moses, but they did go to high school together.

* Abe Vigoda can only estimate his age due to his being born before modern calendars were invented.

* When Abe Vigoda was born, New York was still called "New Amsterdam" and the invention of trains was a distant dream.

* Abe Vigoda was there when Apples were invented. (The fruit, not the computers)

* Abe Vigoda's first role was broadcast on CBS- The CaveWall Broadcast Network.