Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Ten Fake Revelations from Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Uncensored Auto-Biography

10. Her adopted brother Albert? Yeah, totally Charles' illegitimate son.
9. That 'Little House'? More like a 'Little Whorehouse'.
8. In actuality, Mary didn't go blind- Albert did. Albert was trying to “make his own entertainment” too many times if you catch our drift…
7. Nellie Oleson was actually quite nice. Laura Ingalls was the real bitch.
6. Charles & Caroline Ingalls? Totally swingers.
5. Doctor Baker was most definitely a 'confirmed bachelor'
4. Nels Oleson sold pictures of saucy women exposing their ankles under the counter of his store.
3. Mr. Edwards was really Charles Ingalls' “longtime companion.”
2. In actuality, the “Harriet Oleson School for the Blind” was really a synagogue and Charles Ingalls was the guy who burned it down because of his Anti-Semitism.
1. Laura Ingalls' sexcapades make Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Teresa.